The End of the Internet

Congratulations! This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the Internet.

There are no more links.

None at all.

No I'm not joking.

You must turn back now.

Seriously.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.
Or join a club.

Otherwise someone might just unplug you!

Don't say you weren't warned!
Bye, Baby!